I need a new Tax Accountant

Wel, the Vice President just filed his taxes, and he’s getting a refund to the tune of $1.9M. Hey Dick, could you give me the number of your accountant and tax planner? I truly intend on being rich someday and I’m gonna need all the help I can get. Thanks.

BTW, you obviously have been overpaying through the year. You might want to up your dependents that you claim. I’d recommend adding Rumsfeld as a dependent, he counts as two since he obviously has special needs….