In defense of My MacBook Pro

So, I want the new MacBook Pro, even though mine is only a few months old. I want to sell it, but a dark force has emerged on the horizon to undercut me to sell theirs. This sinister and evil dark force has declared war !!!! War I say. In response, I to you sir, present the famous speech by Sir Winston Churchill, as I will fight on every front, and I will never surrender !!!