Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair Posted on March 5, 2009 by luken7 Nothing says I’m sorry like a Preemptive apology. This is just downright funny. The Onion is the best http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FPREEMPTIVE_APOLOGY_article.jpg&videoid=93645&title=Congressman%20Offers%20Preemptive%20Apology%20For%20Extramarital%20Affair Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Published by luken7 An avid and passionate sailor, drummer and technologist. My career focuses around computing and storage technologies. My passion is sailing and playing drums. I love music, especially progressive jazz and rock. View all posts by luken7