Anyone want to help me jumpstart the economy?

Anyone want to fulfill their patriotic duty and assist me in reviving the economy? I need someone to help me write a justification so I can get some of that bailout money with no questions asked as to how I spend it. I promise it will be spent, and on American made products. That’s all that matters. This is about putting people first, getting people back to work. Don’t be concerned about what I’ll do with the money, ignore that man behind the curtain.


I’ve always wanted a supercomputer. Now Cray has an “affordable” deskside option, complete with sound dampening so you still can hear folks on conference calls while on a RPG. All we need now is for Handbrake to be recompiled to support multicore/multi-processor systems. I can backup all my movies in about two minutes each.