Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

Nothing says I’m sorry like a Preemptive apology. This is just downright funny. The Onion is the best

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Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Obama: It's a Good Time to Buy Stocks…but with what?

President Obama said Tuesday that now is a good time for investors to buy stocks if they focus on the big picture.

Mr. President, if you want to encourage investors to purchase stocks, get rid of capital gains. In fact, remove the financial tax barriers to investing. I’m not sure how you can encourage investors to take their money and buy stocks to prop up companies in an environment where success is penalized. You’re about to raise taxes on the 5% of people who already pay 45% of the taxes, and who are the ones who can directly invest and drive the economy. Whether you like it or not, its people with money who are the ones that can spend it.

I myself am not spending, and we here have a good capital reserve. We’re not spending because of uncertainty. Uncertainty in the sense that I expect things to get worse, or drag on for a long time because of the stimulus spending bill. The recently landmark spending bill really has nothing to do with jump-starting the economy, but is a collection if ideas that has finally found an excuse and opportunity to be implemented. What we wanted in a stimulus package was something that would actually stimulate the economy today. A good litmus test for the package would have been: anything that does not directly provide a positive impact in improving the economy (jobs, spending, etc.) within five months cannot be in the stimulus bill. Those would have to go through the normal debate process for a spending bill.

via Obama: It’s a Good Time to Buy Stocks – First 100 Days of Presidency – Politics FOXNews.com .

Well, it finally happened. I lost the battle and we got a dog last week. Oh dad, we’ll take care of it says the 10 year old, but I know better. And the wife? That woman, you’d think she would be on my side…but nooo… OK then, at least lets get a man’s dog. Like a lab or something, even if it’s a terrier, a Jack Russell, something you can hang out with and be proud of. But noooo, what do we get? A Schnoodle. What the heck is a Schnoodle you ask? Why it’s a mix between a Poodle and a Schnauzer. You still laughing? Well I’m crying.  Well it’s been over a week and the little girl (that’s right, a girl dog) has grown on me so I guess she can stay. Especially since we (I) paid a load for it.

So how’s the responsibilities working out? Well during the whining stage of getting a dog, I was promised that I wouldn’t have to do anything. So why was I standing outside at almost midnight in the cold slushy snow that was falling down as the dog decided to just sit there looking at me? I have no idea but I could look up and see all the lights were out in the various bedrooms.

Crap,don’t you just hate when you like something that you insisted you would like and want? All I know is that I better NOT get an ugly tie for Fathers Day. They better come up with something really cool or I’m putting the whole family on eBay, dog and all 😉

Battlestar Galactica Review: Why Is Gaeta So Bad?

A great writeup on the state of Gaeta and a personal reminder as to why Battlestar Galactica is the best show on television. Many folks assume that because it’s on the SciFi channel, and that it takes place in outerspace, that it’s a science fiction and nerd show. Nothing can be further from the truth. If you’re thinking of the original series, it is nothing of the same. Just the original story line to start, but then takes on a life of it’s own. To start, when I heard that Starbuck was recasted as a woman, and the same for Boomer, I was turned off before the series even started. But Starbuck can very well be the most dynamic character (after Adama) on the show, and I’m glad that switch was made.

The Cylons, not just your tin cans anymore.  For lack of a better understanding, they’re essentially just another race of people now that have evolved, look and act human and can now die since the Resurrection ship has been destroyed. And for the first time, a pure Cylon birth will take place. Also, with some Cylons not even knowing they’re Cylons until a switch goes off in them, and refusing to accept their roles as Cylons but to keep their “human” elements.  So the dynamics of this show envelope many scenarios of our society and ask many questions. Such as, with only 40,000 humans remaining, how can you not outlaw abortion? And when (then) Adama wanted to engage the Cylons after the massacre, in what would have surely been a lost effort at the time, her response was that “instead of fighting back right now, what we need to do is make babies”. Don’t remember the exact words but it was a powerful moment and statement. 

So where is the show now? Cylons have split, as there is a civil war going on with them. Some believe that the future is in reconciling with the humans, the others believe that humans should be destroyed. A mutiny has occurred within the fleet over the exact same issue.  New alliances, new enemies, not based on race (human vs. cylon), but based on ideals and beliefs. The remaining episodes of this fantastic show is going to be a nail biter over the next several weeks. 

Talk about the parallels to our world, this show runs the complete gamut of scenarios we face today as a society:

  • a reluctant president who was not qualified to lead, but rose to the challenge, while later battling terminal cancer
  • a chain smoking doctor, ‘nuf said
  • the best strained father and son relationship ever put on screen, only to finally reconcile and understand
  • a narcissistic genius scientist who was the everyday flaws of man, causes the fall of humanity
  • a vice-president who’s a former terrorist (based on your point of view), based on the ideals of freedom and liberty
  • an old fashioned commander that sticks to tradition, has his pilots land manually and never has his ship automated (which is what saves Galactica)
  • an alcoholic who is second in command
  • suspicions of everyone, who’s a Cylon, who’s not. 
  • reconciliation with your enemies, forgiveness and understanding
  • are Humans and Cylons that much different? Both grand and both with flaws, both wanting to be more 

And now that they have found earth, we learn that maybe Earth was once a thriving society of Cylons, then there was an attack. That hasn’t been explained yet, but I suspect it was a preemptive attack by humans after Cylons revolted and started their own society. Humans attacked with a scorched earth policy then left to the stars to form the colonies, and start over with new servants. It’s not beneath us in our own world, as history has shown.

So this is a culmination of a drama, medical, emergency and history show all wrapped into one. Then add the best graphics and tele-cinematography on television, and this show simply cannot be beat. I’m not sure what SciFi will do to follow up on this. I heard that there is a prequel in the works called Caprica or something, about life Caprica before the Cylon attack.

Last night’s Battlestar Galactica episode, “The Oath,” about a violent, tragic anti-cylon rebellion in the Fleet, was one of the series’ best. It was also a character study of how a good person goes bad.

Spoilers ahead!

In “The Oath,” a young tactical officer named Felix Gaeta lead a rebellion against Admiral Adama’s leadership, challenging the military government’s choice to ally with the Rebel cylon fleet. Though Gaeta has been living in an ethical gray area for a while, many were taken aback by his sudden flare-up of evil.

via Battlestar Galactica Review: Why Is Gaeta So Bad?.

Thank you George and Weezie Jefferson, We're Movin' on Up !!

WASHINGTON — The Republican National Committee chose Michael Steele, an African-American, as party chairman on Friday, putting a new face on a beleaguered party as it seeks the right posture to take on President Obama and an overwhelmingly Democratic Congress

via Republicans Choose First Black Party Chairman – NYTimes.com.

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Man…we black folks are kicking off Black History Month with a bang !!!!

First, we elect our first black President. Next, the first black Republican Party Chairman. Lincoln would be proud. On this coming Sunday night, hopefully, the first black Superbowl winning Head Coach. Sometime next week, the first black Attorney General. We’z be on a roll….

Now of course this poses a problem for my beloved Republican Party. We’re obviously going to be fewer in numbers because the right wing crackpots in the south will probably form a new party. No way a self respecting southerner is gonna take orders from one of “us” (“Us” being them American folks that don’t need as much SPF protection in the summer, and have less wrinkles because their skin has more oils). I reckon the name of the new party will be named something like “The Clean Sheets Coalition”. And of course, they’ll justify their actions by misquoting something out of the bible. But that’s OK, ’cause tomorrow morning I’m heading out to my nearest militant home supply store to get that little white guy with the lantern to put in my front yard. A lantern in his right hand and a tray on his left hand holding a pack of Kool’s (that’s the black man’s Marlboro ya’ll).

Spoiler alert…for those who don’t know me, I like to instigate and poke extreme fun. Because if we can’t talk and laugh honestly about our prejudices, our nation will forever be divided. 

So, I think there is hope for my party again. No, not because they chose a black man, but because I think the party is moving to a more centrist philosophy. Individual freedoms and liberty, along with individual responsibility. Now the question that needs to be asked is this. If McCain won the presidency, would Mr. Steel have won the votes to be party chairman. That honestly is something the party has to answer for itself. Because if he was, then the party is no better off and will most likely sink further. 


Anyone want to help me jumpstart the economy?

Anyone want to fulfill their patriotic duty and assist me in reviving the economy? I need someone to help me write a justification so I can get some of that bailout money with no questions asked as to how I spend it. I promise it will be spent, and on American made products. That’s all that matters. This is about putting people first, getting people back to work. Don’t be concerned about what I’ll do with the money, ignore that man behind the curtain.

 

I’ve always wanted a supercomputer. Now Cray has an “affordable” deskside option, complete with sound dampening so you still can hear folks on conference calls while on a RPG. All we need now is for Handbrake to be recompiled to support multicore/multi-processor systems. I can backup all my movies in about two minutes each.

YouTube – George Bush Top 10 Moments – David Letterman Show

YouTube – George Bush Top 10 Moments – David Letterman Show.

Had to put this here because it’s downright funny. But now that he’s gone from public life, I hope he re-engages in public service though. While definitely not suited for the role that he was in, and clearly having some bd advisors that ran roughshot around his office, I think that Pres. Bush would actually be an excellent humanitarian for social causes around the world. I think he understands the challenges in the world, and has a good faith belief to motivate him.

 

I hope he gets involved in third world humanitarian and social issues. His down to earth personality would benefit those causes such as AIDs campaigns, medicine and clean water initiatives. I think that is something he wanted to tackle as president, but since 911, was obviously sidetracked and never recovered. That and our party being hijacked by the extreme right.

Two Planets Align Today

With the historic moment that’s about to happen in about an hour, I can find no better comparison using music than Gustav Holtz’s The Planets. Specifically, there are two songs. First, Mars – The Bringer of War. I will listen to that on my iPod around 11:45am. Then at noon, I will listen to Jupiter – The Bringer of Jollity. I think its a fair representation of the next two hours, as mushy as this may sound. But I also think its relevant.

If you’ve never heard The Planets, it definitely worth getting. It’s classical music, but with a lot of breath, and expansive use of different intruments at the turn of the 20th century that weren’t typical in most orchestras. Read more about it on Wikipedia. Listen to these two songs and then decide if they don’t reflect the summation of the Bush presidency and the hopes of the Obama presidency.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-01-11

  • just amazed that vpn on the iphone works #
  • going for a quick walk while this resolution is still in effect #
  • engaged in tiered storage platorms training #
  • thinking about stimulating the economy with a new MacBook Pro #
  • got my invitation for Quicken Financial Life for Mac beta…whoopie, day late and a dollar short #
  • pondering the bliss if iTunes offered DRM free .FLAC format #
  • preaching the concepts of storage tiering and service catalogs in a down economy #
  • back to the basics with my customers in 2009, tiering and service catalogs #
  • oops, make that $3.30 #
  • Steve Jobs hormone cure valued at $.30 per share #
  • looking forward to a new mac mini #
  • @justisengard what about a Penn superbowl, Pitt vs. Philly in reply to justisengard #
  • still reveling in the Eagles win #

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